Formula 1 29 May 2007 04:05 pm

Time for Ralf Schumacher to go

Long time Flying Nerd readers will know that I don’t have a lot of time for Toyota Formula 1 driver Ralf Schumacher (Michael’s little brother) — or the Big Girl’s Blouse as I have been wont to call him.

I’m pleased to see that members of the press are finally coming round to my view. In today’s Motorsport News, Editor Phil Branagan has this to say about Ralf:

Look, I know Ralfy has his fans (for some incomprehensible reason) but, really, this must be the end. The guy either cannot or, worse, will not drive a Grand Prix car fast and, if anything is obvious this year, it’s that talented young drivers can come up to speed quickly, if given the opportunity. It was just embarrassing to watch him lurch around in Monaco.

Toyota, for the Nth time, please note; Ralf is a dud. If there is no-one in Germany [the Toyota F1 team is based in Germany] with the ticker to pull his pin, hire Donald Trump for an hour. Bin Ralf. Enough is enough.

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